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Forget Santa. Oprah is coming to town.

My home town, Sydney, is rife with Oprah anticipation. Today’s paper has three separate articles on the subject in the same section. True friends were revealed and frenemies created in the tussle over the lottery tickets to be part of the studio audience. Tourism industry livelihoods are teetering on the success of cross promotions after a tough year of trading.

The doyenne of daytime television is due to land here next week. Her production crews have already arrived. Three shows will be filmed, airing in January.

Are Australians mad to be spending millions of tax-payer dollars on a media junket?

I must admit, I’m excited. I didn’t scramble over tickets to see her (but that is more indicative of being distracted with essays than of some deep coolness on my part). I don’t watch her show everyday. I just think she’s a good role model for women in business.

I credit her with reviving book clubs amongst ordinary people (anyone who can read, should).

I am agog with her ability to influence people’s tastes and purchases. Thank goodness her agenda seems genuinely positive.

How do you feel about Oprah?

Image courtesy of Oprah.com

I subscribed to her O Magazine when it was first launched – mainly out of curiousity. I still have some bookmarks with inspired quotes (no not of the Chicken Soup variety, more the classic literature and great minds type).

For example, one O Magazine bookmark bears this quote:

‘I have never known any distress that an hour’s reading did not relieve.’

– Montesquieu

Eventually I grew tired with the product placements and let the subscription lapse.

My Oprah viewing consists of author interviews or book club specials that interest me.

Oprah’s paid visit has caused much controversy here. A lot of people view it as a waste of money (how ’bout spending the cash on improving our health care or education? they say). A few people are actually enraged by the idea.

I’ve watched our tourist campaigns come and go. They’ve cost small fortunes and launched modelling or acting careers for their stars (or leveraged existing careers).

I’m very proud of our country, particularly of our culture and breathtaking landscapes. I’m happy to share this with others, especially when it preserves those wonders with much needed tourist dollars.

How much do you know about Australia?

Forget sex sells. Oprah sells.

http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/What-You-Need-to-Know-About-Oprahs-Australian-Adventure

Travel well. Travel often.

V.

(C) Copyright of the author. 2010.

The latest craze among writers and publishers (excluding eBooks) appears to be the Book Trailer. I subscribe to a number of trade periodicals and enewsletters and have noticed a sharp increase in ‘look at my new trailer’ plugs. Are these writers fools or Fellinis?

Picture courtesy of http://mapmagazine.com/free-art-exhibition-madridfederico-fellini-the-circus-of-illusions/

I’m all for the DIY approach to self promotion. Very few writers get much in the way of an advertising budget from their publishers. The ability to upload countless videos promoting oneself and one’s work to free streaming sites such as YouTube must seem a god send. Many writers are creative with more than just words so the chance to make their own movie-style trailer has added benefits.

As a teen I spent many hours behind a very heavy so called portable video camera and many more hours in our school’s editing suite. I’m pretty good at picking up new software, so once I finally land a publishing contract, I could in theory make my own book trailer. Could. In theory.

So far I am yet to come across a book trailer that has made me actually want to go out and BUY THE BOOK.

In fact, certain corners of the Internet seem infested by self-made, low-budget book trailers.

Here’s your chance to shamelessly self promote:

I challenge you to provide a link to your book trailer if you truly think it actually functions as a piece of successful advertising rather than wasting precious minutes of people’s lives like most ads. I’ll buy the first five books that actually make me want to pay hard earned cash for them. My only conditions: no horror, no holocaust themes, no misery memoirs. Life is too short to wallow in pain.

Book Trailers fall into a number of categories, but must be judged on their effectiveness to sell the book.

Amusing (and/or gross) Book Trailer – but I still won’t buy:

Example: Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jZVE5uF24Q

Annoying (and/or disturbing) Book Trailer – Not only a ‘won’t buy’, but a ‘beware’. I may never come anywhere near your title for fear of repetition of mental anguish.

I came across a new novel book trailer that I won’t link to for fear of inducing epileptic fits in others. It was clearly a non-professional effort. Flashing images, crappy music, cheesy grab lines.

I really feel for the author. A first timer, no doubt with barely a coin to rub together. Unfortunately some advertising is so bad it makes you seem worse than an amateur. It says ‘I don’t care’. It makes me question the quality of the rest of your work.

Example: Feel free to post your own.

Engaging Book Trailer – makes me buy the book: Position Vacant.

See above challenge.

Is there a book trailer out there you sorely wish to re-do for the author? Perhaps a deserving book wronged by celluloid?

Write well. Write often.

V.

(C) Copyright of the author. 2010.

This week’s post is an attempt at being ‘cruel to be kind’. I read Ian Irvine’s ‘The Truth about Publishing’ earlier this year and found it brutally honest yet ultimately encouraging.

Make yourself a steaming cup of tea or coffee – then read this:

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~irvinei/publishing.html

Harsh as it may sound, I agree with Ian that ‘Anyone who can be discouraged from writing should be’.

What do you think?

Write well. Write often.

V.

(C) Copyright of the author. 2010.

Warning: Contains mild coarse language that may offend.

When I felt unwilling to put fingers to keyboard a couple of weeks ago (more writer’s avoidance than writer’s block), I turned to another writer for advice. More specifically, to another writer’s book about the craft.

I reopened Stephen King’s On Writing. I read it years ago, at time when I fancied the idea of being a writer someday, but wasn’t yet ready for what that actually means.

All I remembered from that reading was the admonishment against adverbs.

I had been giving myself a hard time mentally because of what I felt was imperfect prose. I’m on my first draft of my first novel.

I’ve read great literature. I have a degree in it and am pursuing a Masters right now. I feel suitably qualified to criticize my own work.

So I turned to an incredibly successful mainstream author for help.

You can’t imagine my relief when I came to this nugget in King’s book:

‘In the first draft, I’m telling myself the story. It’s the following drafts that I’m telling the audience.’

(I’m paraphrasing to avoid wasting the half hour it would take me to find the page number when I could be writing more).

I took this as permission to bang out the first draft and not worry about the fact that I know this will probably take many more drafts to pass my standards.

Today, passing my enormous bookshelf on the way to make another cup of tea, I noticed my motley collection of writing manuals.

I’ve actually stopped buying them. I’ve read enough now to reassure myself that what I most need is just to get on with it.

Here are some books that have helped me along the way:

  • S. King – On Writing
  • W. Strunk & E.B White – The Elements of Style
    A set of rules to make your grandmother sound positively uneducated. Short sharp smacks to the head. For example “Meaningful – a bankrupt adjective. Choose another…’
  • S. Stein – Stein on Writing
    Includes a formidable table of contents and an entertaining version of the Ten Commandments for Writers. Number 4 “Thou shalt not saw the air with abstractions, for readers, like lovers, are attracted by particularity.”
  • J. Wood – How Fiction Works
    Just a bloody good read.
  • J. N. Frey – How to write damn good fiction
    The Seven Deadly Mistakes address ways to avoid stuffing up your own writing life. These include timidity, trying to be literary, ego-writing, dreams, faith, lifestyle and failure to produce.
  • D. Gerrold – Worlds of wonder: How to write science fiction & fantasy
    I’m not sure I’ve actually read this – an old book mark was stuck at chapter two. The bookmark had a great quote though. See below.
  • R. Silverberg – Science Fiction 101

Let me know if you have great writing manual which really helped you on your journey.

My random book-mark quote find:

‘We are made whole /

By books, as by great spaces and the stars.’

Mary Carolyn Davies, Poet.

Write well. Write often.

V.

(C) Copyright of the author. 2010.

How could an aspiring author take comfort from the words of someone who drowned themself?

 Cautiously. Gratefully.

I was reminded of Virgina Woolf’s lengthy exposition, A room of one’s own, just the other day in an unexpected moment.

If you’ve only heard of the famous title or even the quote that to write a woman needs money and a room of her own, I urge you to read it in its entirety.

My partner and I live in a modest two bedroom apartment. We’re yet to have children so have the luxury of a shared study. Our two identical desks line one wall, only you wouldn’t realize they were the exact same desk at first glance.

Connor’s desk is clean. You can see the glass desk top. Everything is masculine black or silver.

You can’t see the top of my desk.

It’s hidden beneath a burgundy woven tablecloth that I bartered with a woman in Cappadocia for. You can’t see much of the tablecloth though. It’s covered in earlier versions of the first five chapters of my novel. There’s a scarf that I wore three weeks ago that somehow hasn’t made its way back to my drawers. Roget’s thesaurus hides under a pencil case stuffed with markers in every colour of the rainbow. A pretty trinket that my father gave me for my twentieth birthday is luxuriating behind a pile of books. Really, I’m lucky to fit a mousepad amongst all this.

Unfortunately or fortunately there’s no view from my desk.

I’ll write anywhere quiet. Libraries are great (free heating and no shortage of reference books). Other people’s houses are great (it’s not your washing so there’s no way your going to waste time cleaning instead of writing). Parks are a good summer option.

Noisy funky cafes are for the cool writers (or those who listened to their Sony Discmans way too loud when they were teens and can consequently never be distracted because they are almost deaf).  

Today it’s been grey and dreary. I didn’t even go for a morning walk. I’m not one to complain about the weather (except for last year’s dust-storms which were horrendous). In fact I love the rain. It was just a whole lot easier to write at home today.

On days like this, I do feel as if I have a room of my own.

Back to Woolf. Her phrase has been bouncing around my brain for the last few days. Connor and I were both in the study, doing our separate things. I finished my word count for the day and triumphantly shut down the computer.

You know, we’re doing a good job of sharing this space, but one day, we’re going to get you a room of your own.

I don’t think Connor was paraphrasing Woolf at that moment. It was more a virtual pat on the back. Kind of like the time one mum said to mine (I must have been three or four at the time but I’ve got a great memory for odd moments):

Your daughter is a good sharer, for an only child.

She meant it as a compliment as well.

Adults are like the stereotypical only child. It’s all about me. Let me tell you about myself (my blog is a case in point). Me me me me more about me.

Connor’s comment was an insight into most people’s (and most couple’s) sad inability to share.

I’m not holding us up as some perfect couple who never fight. We’re both stubborn with strong opinions so we’re bound to clash horns on occasion.

One thing we do really well is support each other. We both know what it feels like to draw blood towards a goal. We both know how much better that feels than being denied the opportunity to give something your all in the first place.

This study is important to us both. It’s a shared resource for individual and team goals.

I hope I can continue to share well, even as finishing times get later and patience is tested.

Someday, when I’m a successful published writer, I will have a room of my own. I’ll make sure he has one as well.

Here’s my favourite quote from A room of one’s own.

‘One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.’

Write well. Write often.

V.

(C) Copyright of the author. 2010.

Superannuation. What is a budding novelist doing writing about such a mundane topic?

Superannuation or 401(K) if you’re in the good ol’ US of A, is one of those beige but important facts of life.

I’m not going to call it necessary, although for many people it will be. I’m hoping I’m not one of them.

I don’t plan to retire. Ever.

I hope to be spinning a good yarn and living a comfortable life to the end.

I’ve got a really bad habit of ignoring any mail related to my superannuation fund. Sure I open it. I might even look at the balance (they charged me WHAT for losing money in the market ?! geez).

Since I quit my job my superannuation firm sent me the notice that it’s now been moved to a personal plan, not the company plan. Fine.

Then I got another letter which seemed to be indicating some new set of charges. Whatever.

Then my phone rang today.

The phone ringing during the day is a pretty rare occurence for me now. I’ve done my darndest to discourage this behaviour in family and friends.

My equivalent of ‘Do Not Disturb’ on a honeymoon hotel room would be a giant placard (in tastefully embossed lettering) WRITER AT WORK.

Not that I think I’m creating some great masterpiece that’s going to change the world (although that would be great). No, it just takes all my concentration to pin the words to the page in an arrangement that I’m happy with.

I’m in the middle of a sentence. It’s not the best sentence I’ve ever written, but at least it’s going somewhere. The desk is vibrating. I scowl at the phone.

But I can’t help myself. I look at the number. I don’t recognise it. It’s interstate. That always makes calls more interesting. I’m about to break two rules.

1. Don’t answer the phone before you’ve hit your daily word target.

2. Don’t answer numbers you don’t recognise. It’s probably a telemarketer.

‘Hello?’

‘Miss Violet XYZ’

‘Yes?’

‘I’m calling about your superannuation…’

Groan. Why did I take this call? Admist my self-directed eye-rolling I forget the vital phrase ‘Not a good time’. I respond to his questions. Five minutes later I’m glad that I did. Apparently they’re going to start charging me monthly for all the insurance that my company used to pay for.

I agree to read the previous correspondence and advise how I would like to proceed. He’s actually been very helpful. We hang up.

It got me thinking. Writing is my new business. It’s not just a tick-box on the list of my life achievements.

I add it to my bi-monthly list of must-do items. By 31 July I will sort out my superannuation along with finishing my first draft, celebrating one thousand glorious days with Connor, and booking my next pap smear.

I also resolve to set aside Friday afternoons to do administration.

Superannuation! 

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You’ll always sound precocious
Superannuation!

The Sherman brothers were always good for a ditty.

Write well. Write often.

V.

(C) Copyright of the author. 2010.

Warning: This post contains themes that may offend some readers (mild gambling and sexual references)

If I learnt nothing else from a decade in big corporations, it’s how to keep people awake during a PowerPoint presentation. The first trick is to appeal to self-interest. Make sure your audience understands ‘What’s in it for me?’.

I’ve undertaken to write my first novel and get paid for my published work by midnight 13 April 2011. I’m documenting my journey on this blog. Why should anyone be interested in following my progress?

Why should you read my blog?

Three reasons. The oldest reasons for doing anything: Sex, Fear and Greed.

Sex: This blog will not directly aid your sex life. But I’m sure you can use it to your advantage somehow. Think about how cutting edge and intelligent you are going to sound on your next date when you mention this inspiring blog about an Australian chick who has ‘thrown it all in’ to follow her writing dreams. Segue into discussing your date’s life goals over a bottle of Tasmanian Pinot Noir… 

Fear: Do you insure your car? Your house? This blog is like insurance. You’ll probably never need it, but you’ll feel better for having invested in it. I promise to expose the ups and downs of my experience getting published. If you are reading this blog because you are also a budding novelist, or the partner or father or mother of one, I appeal to your fear of missing the crucial piece of the puzzle. I don’t believe there’s a sure-fire way to do most of the things that are worth doing in this life, but I do think it’s wise to learn from other people’s mistakes. More importantly, learning what has worked for others.

Greed: How to make money from this blog? Gamble. Australians love to bet. We bet on horses, football matches, and we’d bet on how many spikes an Echidna has if we could.  I don’t care if you’re in my cheer squad (currently consisting of my partner, parents and closest friends), or you’re unimpressed. Take a position. $10 says she makes it. Have an opinion. Watch my progress.

Write well. Write often.

V.